Man this orange piece of shit is really blowing the life out of us collectively, literally and figuratively. Scan any form of social media or terrestrial media and at any moment you will definitely find someone cursing this shit out his name and wishing his mama had used him to style her weird assed hair ala Mary in the movie that had us wondering just what that something was about her.
So yeah, I’m sure we can agree, that you, as a Myalogist and me being Mya, that that piece of drug addled mental illness wrapped up in a 300lb bag of pus, that naker ain’t shit. So to witness so many folks getting all wet in their nether regions over Don Lemon’s most recent take down of dump was no big surprise. He literally does it every night. Anytime someone goes at Donny, especially those visible ones of a particular hue, the deck aka Black Twitter goes up.
So for my less than current frands here’s (briefly) what Don Lemon had to say bout his name twin…
What is it about President Obama that really gets under your skin? Is it because he’s smarter than you? Better-educated? Made it on his own, didn’t need daddy’s help? Wife is more accomplished? Better looking? I don’t know, what is it, what is it about him? That he’s a black man that’s accomplished being president? That he punked you on the whole birth certificate thing?What is it about him? Just wondering.”
Don Lemon with zero fucks left.pic.twitter.com/kbC0zghhzB— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) May 4, 2020
This was in response to a not very well publicized town hall event dump held on Sunday at the Lincoln Memorial, hosted by Fox News.
Feeling the abject coldness he’s experiencing due to the loss of his vaunted rallies and reeling from the sting of the public rebuke of his daily pressers, dump sprung into action and arranged this town hall that, honest to god…wasn’t as bad as you think. It contained video questions submitted by a good sample of the population. It def contained some psychophants. And it also featured tired weary black folks, but it was the person I’m about to speak on next that deserves the Beyoncé treatment the title of this post brings to mind, spoken by he who will no longer be named.
So a meemaw appears on the screen and began with this opening salvo:
“President Trump, my husband and I thank you, your family and your staff for your great dedication to our country. We pray for you every day…”
Before I could even get the blunt up to my lips, the words “this bitch” escaped them, but then she went on…..
“The question I have is about your manner and presentation…..”
I then inhaled and listened further.
“Why do you use descriptive words that could be classified as bullying?
I blew that shit out and continued paying attention.
“And why do you not answer questions that are asked to you by the press, but instead speak of past successes and generally ramble?”
I then went back and hit the record button cuz I knew this moment had to be captured for posterity.
SHIIIIIIIID, yall put the Ether beat under Don’s distract….well what the hell song does Karen’s meemaw deserve? HIT’EM UP?
Y’all, this was the moment I’ve dreamt of every fucking journalist who crosses that White House briefing room having. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RAMBLING?!
Speaking of rambling….you know that’s just what he did in his Palinesque manner of answerif we calling it that. “That was a great question, but was it really a great question?”I felt absolutely no need to record his response, just know it was stupid and talked about bare cabinets and cupboards.
Now you may be asking yourself, Mya? Why does this “trump” Donnie L.’s video? And my answer is simply this…..this represents an awakening of minds in our post Barack “science is for losers” society. This woman can pray for and laud this absolute festering oozing sore of a male and still hold him accountable, something his magites have been unable to do and FOR ME, Im holding out a glimmer of hope for you, me, yours and ours. His reign of ineptitude can end this November.
So yeah, now Don, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Karen’s meemaw had one of the best questions of this orange rotten jack o lanterns entire presidency……