This week, we see yet another cautionary tale bout messin with YT womins…..but later for that. I wanna talk about the true star of this episode: Kelly.
Thank you for joining Molly and Issa at Kiss n Grind. Thank you for pouring out Molly’s drink. Thank you for that color blocked dress. Thank you for kicking them young thotarellas out your section – repeatedly. Thank you for saying you would fuck Derek – repeatedly. Thank you for getting finger popped at that diner. Thank you for your cheat day.
Oh sweetie. Soon as I saw them two YT womins I knew what time it was. How you ain’t know is beyond me. What I do know is that when white people start buying drinks, you stick around, NOT run out the store to get to your BOYS crib? Geez Dum-dum. I also knew, that type of action is beyond you. You are NOT built for that life. Soon as they talked bout LeMarcus the first time, you shoulda pulled a hit and run. But nope. You stayed – and got some karmic retribution for how you treated Tasha in the form of a limp dick and a quick dismissal for some takeout. LOL. And then….then…with your dick and ego decidedly in the dust you go to the one safe space for you. Sittin outside your former abode where so much love lived….til you fake pumped and called ya girl home to talk only to be found chopping down a bust-it. You a fan of fake pumps, ain’t you, ‘Rence. You fool.
P.S. So many of your ardent supporters were so quiet post-show, when they been SO loud. You should really check on them and make sure they are still alive to hate black women.
GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL, you is in DANGER. Now look, I done had a dalliance with a light skin with personality and MA’AM – that shit can be trouble – especially when it’s in an open marriage with one of your girls. (That’s your story, not MINE!) Because we are Myolly, soon as I heard “chicken fingers” I knew – I KNEW. This stomach of ours leads to more bullshit than a little bit. So you done had some chicken fingers. Now you dranking. Then you dancing. Then you twerking. Then you listening to that deep ass voice tell you how an open marriage aint work for him and ya girl. Now you thinking. DONT BITE THE APPLE EVE. See this type of shit is fine for a certain type of person, but that aint us right now. That’s not where we are. Plus – these aint random people – these are people with whom you and Issa have some sort of longstanding relationship. Wifey may be cool with an open marriage, but I don’t know many women that want their husband sleeping with a mutual friend. He fine tho – that Al B. shit notwithstanding…just dont do it. Good girl sending that “thanks, but no thanks” text…wait, you DID hit send, right?! Call me, girl.
I’m bout to start calling you Timex, mama, cuz you keeps a licking and keeps on ticking. Growing up as an assless black girl, I’m used to a certain level of disdain and dismissiveness from black men, but I ain’t NEVAH EVAH withstood the “FINISH HIM” level of annihilation you suffered at the hands of Folix, I mean Felix. From your hair to your voice – this nigga had zero mercy. I’m not even sure how I would have processed that. But there you were…still standing and walking away with strangers going thataway. Oh GOD and then your Living Single rendition. I was watching with my girls and no one laughed cuz we were just so embarrassed for you. Then Daniel stood there not giving a fuck while you were worried about dealing with some drama…jokes on you again my dude. But you rebounded nicely – sitting next to two fools engaged in digital sex, you and Daniel found a way to connect, hopefully not for the last time.
- We doing open relationships? I must agree with Dro – they are the most honest.
- Speaking of Dro, soooooooooooo NOT my type but something was there for me. Yall?
- When YT1 jumped off the dick and YT2 jumped right on, I was disgusted.
- SYD THE MUTHAFUCKIN KID, I SEEEEEEEEE YOU WIFEY! <3
- Lawrence got treated like a $50 hoe.
- We love Chad tho, right? He’s a dick, but he’s bae.
- “Felix, like the cat? You tryna fuck a cat?” – I can never thank you enough Kelly.
- Is Kiss’n’Grind like Grits’n’Biscuits?
- I REALLY did not get the necessity of the Lawrence/Cop scene.
- Fuck you, Folix. I mean Felix.
Editor’s Note: Issa and crew have heard the outcry about the apparent lack of safe sex and have responded. Apparently condoms are included in scenes, but they are not obvious enough for the masses. She promises to do better. Now y’all can go back to making sure all the non black shows y’all watch are doing the same.
4 thoughts on “Insecurities 2.4”
I’d be a simp if I co-sign Lawrence foolery.. I didn’t like it..another example of women writers are in the room. I don’t believe realistically Lawrence would have been that hurt and in his feelings about the threesome annndddd I don’t believe Lawrence would have told his dip he slept with his ex. The writers were reaching hard..with that one however in current news. The bullshit about using condoms …people need to stop it and let the show create….Especially when people are not using condoms like that in real life…. But some how the black show gotta get the Joe Public criticism when most of the same folks are raw dogging. …Good post though
The police scene was the set-up for Lawrence not having his debit card. He dropped it when the cop told him to keep his hands visible.
no other way to accomplish that than an out of place scene?
Lemme chime in on the cop scene. It was more than just a set-up for the credit cards. It was Issa giving the fellas an “I feel you” moment. Y’all have ALL KINDA I feel you moments in that show. My broad is always talkin about how she does this and women do that, and this is so true. The black and cultural moments in general are I feel you moments for black folk. We have been there. We have done that. That cop scene was an I feel you moment for Black men. It was clunky and awkwardly done. But every black dude that saw that scene knows the feeling he had in the pit of his stomach. Praying he doesn’t get his ass beat. Praying he doesn’t get taken in for some bullshit. Praying he doesn’t get shot. Black men have been in that scene since we started driving and all of us know that feeling. So we understood dropping his shit and forgetting it. That he didn’t get the corny ass Georgetown joke, because you are concentrating on just living right now.
Again, it was in no ways as smooth as most of the show is, but aside from the set-up, it was giving dudes a feel you moment.
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