CNN – Myalogy

Now Don Lemon, I’m Really Happy for You, and Imma let you finish, but….

zyansaeed615 / May 5, 2020

Man this orange piece of shit is really blowing the life out of us collectively, literally and figuratively. Scan any form of social media or terrestrial media and at any moment you will definitely find someone cursing this shit out his name and wishing his mama had used him to style her weird assed hair ala Mary in the movie that had us wondering just what that something was about her. So yeah, I’m sure we can agree, that you, as a Myalogist and me being Mya, that that piece of drug addled mental illness wrapped up in a 300lb bag of pus, that naker ain’t shit. So to witness so many folks getting all wet in their nether regions over Don Lemon’s most recent take down of dump was no big surprise. He literally does it every night. Anytime someone goes at Donny, especially those visible ones of a particular hue, the deck aka Black Twitter goes up. So for my less than current frands here’s (briefly) what Don Lemon had to say bout his name twin… What is it about President Obama that really gets under your skin? Is it because he’s smarter than you? Better-educated? Made it on his own, didn’t need daddy’s help? Wife is more accomplished? Better looking? I don’t know, what is it, what is it about him? That he’s a black man that’s accomplished being president? That he punked you on the whole birth certificate thing?What is it about him? Just wondering.” Don Lemon with zero fucks left.pic.twitter.com/kbC0zghhzB — Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) May 4, 2020 This was in response to a not very well publicized town hall event dump held on Sunday at the Lincoln Memorial, hosted by Fox News. Feeling the abject coldness he’s experiencing due to the loss of his vaunted rallies and reeling from the sting of the public rebuke of his daily pressers, dump sprung into action and arranged this town hall that, honest to god…wasn’t as bad as you think. It contained video questions submitted by a good sample of the population. It def contained some psychophants. And it also featured tired weary black folks, but it was the person I’m about to speak on next that deserves the Beyoncé treatment the title of this post brings to mind, spoken by he who will no longer be named. So a meemaw appears on the screen and began with this opening salvo: “President Trump, my husband and I thank you, your family and your staff for your great dedication to our country. We pray for you every day…” Before I could even get the blunt up to my lips, the words “this bitch” escaped them, but then she went on….. “The question I have is about your manner and presentation…..” I then inhaled and listened further. “Why do you use descriptive words that could be classified as bullying? I blew that shit out and continued paying attention. “And why do you not answer questions that are asked to you by the press, but instead speak of past successes and generally ramble?” I then went back and hit the record button cuz I knew this moment had to be captured for posterity. SHIIIIIIIID, yall put the Ether beat under Don’s distract….well what the hell song does Karen’s meemaw deserve? HIT’EM UP? Y’all, this was the moment I’ve dreamt of every fucking journalist who crosses that White House briefing room having. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RAMBLING?! Speaking of rambling….you know that’s just what he did in his Palinesque manner of answerif we calling it that. “That was a great question, but was it really a great question?”I felt absolutely no need to record his response, just know it was stupid and talked about bare cabinets and cupboards. Now you may be asking yourself, Mya? Why does this “trump” Donnie L.’s video? And my answer is simply this…..this represents an awakening of minds in our post Barack “science is for losers” society. This woman can pray for and laud this absolute festering oozing sore of a male and still hold him accountable, something his magites have been unable to do and FOR ME, Im holding out a glimmer of hope for you, me, yours and ours. His reign of ineptitude can end this November. So yeah, now Don, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Karen’s meemaw had one of the best questions of this orange rotten jack o lanterns entire presidency……

UnKANstitutional

I was reading a Vulture article today about why Kanye wasnt invited to the infauxguration. I think very little of this current iteration of Ye, which saddens me a bit. I’m a fan of his music, his early struggle and his declaration of Bush 43’s lack of concern for black people. Then, well y’all saw the decline, so I ain’t gotta repeat it. I just ain’t a fan right now and I think he could use some time in an Auburn Gresham bungalow that still has a tiki bar, one red light and an ever present card table in the basement. But I really wanted to know why he was not invited since he was the first negro Porangetus™ invited over to his golden tower to discuss multi-cultural issues. Surely, this great friend of his and someone who would have voted for him (if his black ass voted), should be on dat world stage. But alas, it is not to be. When Tom BArRaCK, the chairman of the Presidential Inauguration Committee, was asked by CNN’s Erin Burnett if Kanye was gonna perform, Ol Tom said the following: “We haven’t asked him. I mean he’s been great. He considers himself a friend of the president elect, but it’s not the venue. The venue we have for entertainment is filled out, its perfect. It’s gonna be um, typically and um, traditionally American and um Kanye is a great guy – we just haven’t asked him. And we move on with our agenda.” WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT. Waaaaaaaaaait. Wait. JUST ONE DAMN MINUTE WAIT. “We haven’t asked him.” – And why the fuck not? He was the first nigga you invited over for coffee, proving brother Malcolm’s point. “I mean he’s been great.” – Really? What has he done that y’all consider so great? Trying to match his current hair color to Porangetus’s? “He considers himself a friend of the president elect…” – HE CONSIDERS HIMSELF? Porangetus doesn’t consider Ye his boy back? That’s some Real Housewives of Atlanta level shade right there. “…but it’s not the venue.” – Well what the fuck is the proper venue? On your lawn? Dressed in red and white, wearing a jaunty cap? “The venue we have for entertainment is filled out, its perfect.” – Jennifer Holliday/Chrisette Michelle/Lil White Girl/Springsteen Cover Band/3 People Whose Songs I Dont Know/FloRida>Kanye West. Fine. Perfection indeed. “It’s gonna be um, typically and um, traditionally American…” – I gotta be honest, I don’t even have a witty response to this. Because nwords were invited and nwords are gonna attend, especially an nword that explains her position to attend in an open letter written on Hello Kitty Stationary in a nice pastel blue pen, I’m at a true loss as to what qualifies someone or something to be traditionally and typically American. It’s not a racist statement on it’s face, but cmon…Im a black woman…everything about this administration is racist. “And we move on with our agenda.” – Let me finish your statement for you BArRaCK. “…agenda of appointing the most unqualified people in history, gaslighting the fuck out of the world, tricking black people into thinking we give a fuck, pretending that Porangetus can read, and basically turning this country into the laughing stock of the free and oppressed world.” And so now I go…back to the book – where I live – and read the thoughts of people I respect and some I most certainly do not, tell me why we, The Blacks, need to listen, wait, reach across the aisle, make our voice be heard, be represented, and have a seat at the god damn table. After the last eight years….after the central park 5….after birtherism…after “YOU LIE”…after “one term president”….after 50 attempts to repeal the ACA….after “my african-american”…after thinking Jim Brown, Ray Lewis, and fucking STEVE HARVEY speak for my community and Michael Eric Dyson, Geneva Reed-Veal, Jesse Williams, Sybrina Fulton – or, hell President of the Black Girls Are Magic Association Bill Maher do not, the only seat at the table I need is at Solange’s.