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Three eps in and I think a clearer picture is starting to form. We got a number of questions answered and I learned why I should stop <redacting> during the show as I be NOT understanding some things….so this recap will have a correction or two, specifically as to what Dre is doing at Truth. When it Raina’s, it Pours Yall, our poor baby girl was going THRU it this ep.  For a character I’ve never spent much time worrying about, cept for her getting that singing gig in Annie over that other kid cuz bruh she really tugged at my heartstrings.  First she finds out about her father’s possible death by lethal injection.  Then New Kids on the Block runs up on her.  She’s worrying to death about her brother, who is a dick. Then she gets photo’d having an understandable breakdown. Face splashed all over the papers – for which she blames herself. Then, and always, her brother’s a dick.  I know I just said that, but it bears repeating cuz her brother is a dick. Invasion of the Fed Snatchers Man, them muthafuckas came thru and grabbed everybody.   Julio – snatched.  Dre – snatched.  Lakeisha – snatched.  The feds questioned the boys bout their ties to Jamie and Jamie’s ties to Tommy and the dope game.  But Angela had different plans for Keisha (or Kesh, how yall wanna spell it?).  This bitch wanna sit up and ask questions about Tasha and Jamie.  When they fuck?  How often they fuck?  What positions they fuck in?  Where they fuck?  Who be there when they fuck?  MA’AM, have a cold glass of water or hit the <redacted> and chill the hell out.  Sounding all jealous and shit – ‘cept she wasn’t.  Angela was asking all these personal questions about the St. Patrick’s because she wants to prove they weren’t living as man and wife, which would prevent Tasha from citing spousal privilege.  Not only content to break up this family, snatch Jamie’s freedom, torment his children, this bitch NOW is putting the pieces in place to put Tasha away as well. Terry Silver Cochran Esq. I do not like this niglet.  Proctor has brought on a highly successful black attorney with a rep for winning the unwinnable.  He should also have a rep as being an insufferable asshole cuz, ugh. He questions Proctor’s loyalty to our boys.  He lets Proctor know that he doesn’t believe Jamie’s innocence. He lets Jamie know knows what kind of man he is and levies all sorts of insults towards him, which left me gob smacked, cuz nigga, this nigga is PAYING YOU.  YOU WORK FOR HIM.  Stand down – then SAT DOWN in that 2nd chair.  He does earn a large amount of grace tho, when he finds the camera footage of Greg’s unauthorized and unlogged pulling over of Jamie, which we now know is how Greg got Jamie’s DNA under his fingernails.  Due to the fact that Jamie told Angie about the traffic stop who told Kim Tall Un, who decided NOT to even seek out the evidence, the DNA evidence is thrown out and we are one step closer to seeing our boy back in his tight suits. Inmate Nolte So nooooooooooooooooooow, we know who old boy is.  A Whitey Bulger type mobster sans the whole snitching thing.  Teresi is his actual name that I will never use again and he done conducted some intel on Jamie and knows that he is Ghost.  He ends up calling Jamie “Ghost” and says he’s gonna out him if Jamie doesn’t give $20k a week, which will go to fund his wife’s experimental cancer treatments.  I’m still not convinced he’s not related to Tommy in some way. Drug Game Meh.  Is anyone else not caring about any of this?  Biggest shipment in life coming. Julios a lil weird.  Drugs still being sold in Truth. Fin. Myalogy Minutes I’m loving the fuck out of whoever is directing these new episodes.  The cinematography and the shot selection is off the chain. Saxe:  I’m gonna fuck off.  Judge: Yeah, fuck right off. Speaking of the judge, I pray none of us will ever be before one, but if we are, I hope we are in front of a judge like this. Beecher’s new post-Oz bob hairstyle is not my ministry, but he’s my dude cuz his investigation into the real Fed mole is gonna help clear Jamie. Speaking of Beecher, what’s up with that Sandoval comma Miguel file with a pic that is not of Sandoval comma Miguel? Why does Sandoval look so regretful whenever someone discusses the type of man who would kill a Fed.  You don’t feel bad, fucka. Kantos wants immunity.  HA! I liked Tommy’s heart to heart with dickhead and how he agreed Ghost does lie a lot and he doesn’t trust him all the time. Saxe called him Julio “Jew-lio.”  Saxe is a treasure. TOMMY’s COATS!  Puts  Owhatshername Pope’s to shame. It’s Chinese ARITHMETIC, Tommy, not Algebra. “We both know when you want something, your family doesn’t matter.” BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN. I find it interesting how both Jamie and Angie both said they wouldn’t confess to something they didn’t do.  There is a lot of mirrored dialogue in this show. “Julio was in with the feds longer than me!”  Shaddup, beeyotch. Riq Love:  I know, how?  But I loved him standing up for his sister and that he has Kanan robbing New Kid on the Block’s crib. CORRECTION:  So I thought Dre was scamming bottles in an effort to get that money for the Kanan crew.  I was corrected and told that he’s scamming bottles to cover the drug profits which makes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more sense.  Thanks Edie. Whatchall think?

Mea Culpa, Myalogists, the re-entry of summer and daydrinking  familial obligations is standing between us and greatness when it comes to timeliness on this here blog.  Now that we’ve gotten past the 4th falling in the middle of the week, sobriety normalcy shall ensue.  With my weak ass reasoning out the way, let’s get to it. Prison Blues                      Our hero fuckT yall.  But somehow his face isn’t after catching that fade from CO Darkness. Interesting.  He’s limpin, pissin blood and on the advice of his attorney, making calls to his Jamie St. Patrick Sect to make sure all his legitimate businesses are intact.  Also on the call list is Tasha, who he asks to visit him with his kids in tow.  Tasha agrees and talks to the kids about the importance of not saying nor doing anything dumb such as calling their dad Ghost.  Soon as she said that we all just KNEW that lil fuck Tariq was gonna do it, didn’t we?  Well the jokes on us kids! Tariq stood tall, kept his bitchassness in check and promised his dad he would be the man of the house and take care of his family, which includes lil baby who came down from the attic with Judy Winslow to visit her dad!  This whole conversation, or really Jamie’s whole prison experience has been happening under the watchful eye of not only the COs, but Inmate Nick Nolte, who had a scene with a dying wife, for some reason.  He keeps eyeing Jamie with a detached curiosity that half way thru the show, I was hoping we would get some clarity on, but alas kids…it was not to be.  Guess we will find out.  Soon after Proctor shows and tells Jamie they have his prints, deoxyribonucleic acid under Dead Agents nails and….and….and……lawd, and…..the feds are seeking the death penalty – a fate even worse than the inmate who found him pretty was trying to visit upon him.  When he find this out, he hits up his brother and says to him the same thing that Tommy says when he killed Holly: “help me.”  Sad face. Dre is the Man with a Plan Now that Planmaster J is locked up for the foreseeable future, Dre is the man with the plan.  A plan to talk to Karen EVERYDAY  to ingratiate himself to her case this whole nightclub impresario thing doesn’t work out.  A plan that includes robbing truth to pay to keep Tariq safe.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW we know how he’s gonna get #teamkanan their vim.  Nice.  Telling his mother and Tommy what’s going on could end all of this, but hey, it’s a TV show assholes, lighten up! Free as Hell if the Feds Watching Jamie’s gonna be free, not only cuz he’s the star of the show, but because this is the dumbest fed team EVER.  Agent Kim Tall Un is obsessed with beating Proctor, with whom he has a rivalry.  This will inevitably cause him to cut some corners he shouldn’t. Sandoval done ran up in Truth and planted the murder weapon in Jamie’s office, which is POSED TO BE on a different security circuit – the same one that allowed Jamie to see old boy creepin in his office. And last but not least these fucks are still letting Angela hang around.  She, who was sleeping with the victim and the accused, who found the prints, who arrested Jamie, who led the search on his crib, who is totally devastated that Jamie is looking at the death penalty.  Girl, aint enough wine glasses in the world to break to make up for what you did to this man, or should I say what his dick did to himself. But you know what Angela does have?  Super hearing, which allows her to hear thru a 25 inch glass door how her male associates are discussing the looseness of her walls.  What the Feds are smart enough to do is put a tail on Tommy who they wanna position as Ghost in an effort to not expose themselves and by extension, Angela.  What they are not smart enough to do is size up Tommy, who ditches his whip and gets a new car.  Tail who? Myalogy Minutes KESHA AND TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY.  #knewit Speaking of Kesh, she shole was talking to Tasha more like an enemy that needed to be kept close instead of a friend. Disturbing to see Charlie Murphy talk about dying. #rip That Angie vs. Tasha scene was garbage. Let me find out Inmate Nolte is Tommy’s dad. Between JayZ and JamG, I hope you niggas realizing the importance of not straying. Shit happened with the drug game, but it was kinda meh.  Tommy ran over a nigga tho.  #boyfriend Baby Seal Eyes, Tommy?  What’s that?  Did I have them when I was a baby?  (you gotta know me to get that one!) Why is Tasha still letting Tariq out the house without at the VERY LEAST activating “find my iPhone” on his ass? So many props to Kesh for not only remembering but calling that muthafucka Tommy out bout letting his ol hoe come up in the St. Patrick Home and steal from Tasha. Whatchall Think?  

  New Season, Same Lateness.  But I’se here.  Thank God.  I’se HERE! And so are all your faves, (YAY, Lakesha!) and some of your not so faves (Is Angela not dead yet?)  So for my faithful Myalogists, I was right in my vaguest review ever, which you can read here.  Wasn’t I?  You did want to cuntpunch Angie, didn’t you?  You WERE sad every time you saw Charlie Murphy, even though he was tormenting our hero, weren’t you? Ladies, Tasha did compel you to want to start a Shaunie Account, didn’t she?  I know, I know….let’s get to it though. Tommy Knows Best Don’t he though?  Tommy was The Man this episode, which continues to build on the theme that he’s always been the man, that lil Holly sitch notwithstanding.  He holds down Tasha in the face of Ghost’s arrest and Tariq’s fauxduction.  We find out he’s been keeping Keisha safe (in his bed, lol, but nah…they totally gonna fuck, right?).  He’s keeping the business side tight.  He secured a refund from Dean/Milan’s firm for Ghost’s bail.  Most importantly, he lets Dre know he’s watching him.  He knows that “Slim” shit is some bull and he aint having it. Tasha Madoff Y’all I’m worried for sis.  I’m worried she’s gonna end up shuffling around her mother’s house in Pine Valley refusing to take collect calls from her incarcerated husband  just like another well-heeled New York woman married to a man whose fall from grace made her fall even further.  To make a long story short, she ain’t got shit.  Once she learns Ghost is in jail – and that shithead son of hers is home safely – she begins a mad scramble to dig up bail money.  First stop is the bank to hit up the safe deposit box.  She found a letter, and open and it said she was a sucka.  Ok, ok.  But there WAS a letter, and it said you need to watch your front and your back.  Or that was the gist of it.  It was a letter from her doting husband, short and sweet – he’s sorry and he will put it back.  All the money was gone.  Burn.  She then tried to liquidate a trust, but the penalty would have been too high.  Resigned she opens Ghost’s overnight bag and finds the necklace Angie returned to him.  She later finds out from Jamie the necklace wouldn’t have been enough to make a dent in the 2 million Jamie (thinks he) needs to walk.  The look of defeat on her face is heartbreaking when she returns home to begin to straighten out her lavish home destroyed by fed agents led by Angie. 5th Graders, Are You Smarter Than An ADA? This bitch.  Now, Ill allow for the fact that you honestly believe the man you love(d) is responsible for killing another man you love(d), but GAT DAMN.  How damn dumb are you Angie?  You are a woman that is habitually played by EVERY.SINGLE.MAN you encounter.  Shit you play yourself!  How has it not dawned on you that you need to be as far away from this case as you can possibly get.  The victim was your man.  The suspect was your man.  You found the evidence that led to his arrest. You stormed this man’s house and definitely deserved that ass whupping Keisha offered to levy on dat ass.  QUESTION:  did you really open your mouth to ask this woman where her husband was sleeping?  IN DEY HOUSE?  Then, you had the unmitigated gall to think you should lead the prosecution.  You are the very definition of poisonous fruit.  BITCH. PLEASE. Every Guard is Crazy Bout An Orange Dressed Man Oh how the mighty have fallen.  Although he is no longer my fave, I hate to see Jamie in this mess.  As a person who has spent time in the penal system, I can honestly say that shit is no joke.  The sense of helplessness, the unending questions, the inability to see how it will all play out – those were the worst 37 hours of my life.  Fuck y’all’s judgment!!! 37 hours is an extreme amount of time.  But I’m sure it’s an even longer time for a man that is in lockup accused of killing a federal agent.  CO Darkness is not here for it.  Slapping trays out our man’s hands.  Talking shit to him.  And finally, once Jamie’s bail is denied AS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN, and he accepts his fate that he’s gonna be there for a while, Darkness and a pal show him whose house he is now living in.  The show ends with Jamie’s brutal beat down. Myalogy Minutes: Snaps for the director of this ep.  There were some really creative shots.  That zoom around when Angie and the Feds first enter Tasha’s house was my fave. Can someone explain Dre’s plan to me?  What’s his end game in working for both Ghost and Kanan?  Why is he paying $50k to keep Tariq safe?  I don’t get it.  I don’t get any of it. Speaking of Dre, why this fool think he got the ups on fine ass Julio in the organization?  That’s some Cam’ron Rocafella VP level arrogance right there. How did Angie get Jamie’s prints if he’s never been to jail? I love Tasha and Tommy’s interactions “St. Patrick!  Night Night” – that shit made me laugh.  Black Ass with all them big white teefus #RIPCHARLIE Angie:  He was sleeping in here?  Tasha: Yeah, I was scared he was gonna transfer bed bugs from your place. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TASHA. “You were fucking the defendant and the victim.  I think that’s a little bit compromised.”  Agent Saxe continues to be that dude. Every time Dre is on the screen, my girl said “That nigga gone die.”  Yall see him surviving the season?   Whatchall think?