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Snowfall 5.10 – Fault Lines

Hello again, goys and birls. Remember me? The one that said she was going to write consistently about Snowfall? Well I fucked that up, but its not entirely my fault. Well it is, but its only because I was mad about: Franklin knocking a chick up. About the two eps we spent with a tiger About how teddy reed fell for a chick, that I’d never seen before so hard that he got distracted. Franklin knocking a chick up. So I was not a good steward of this penultimate season, but after last night’s finale, I felt compelled to write. Forreal, every couple of seconds once I heard the phrase “73 million dollars” my mouth dropped open. I legit could not breathe once “In the Air Tonight” came on til Andre Young told me how I was bout to witness the strength of street knowledge. BRAVISSIMA! This last ep and the one that preceded it were so fucking good it made up for the middle part of the season, which admittedly wasnt my favorite. One of the co-creators said he wanted to focus on character development, so that when the last and finale season airs, folks wont be all “daenarys wouldnt change that quickly” aka the rise of Louie. But baaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeee, that next to last ep, when Queen of the South Central LA told The Saint that she went to Teddy Reed and it wasnt no hard feelings bout it, when we all knew the hard feelings would be present the rest of this ride we on. But not only because she iced The Saint out the game, but also because she went rogue and took out a hit on Kane, that went horribly wrong. Kane lost a soldier, but not his own life which means he will live to see another day to avenge this attempted murder. Speaking of horribly wrong, I dont know if having a coked out former cop on your team is the best, but it worked out for Louie last night. Let’s see where everyone is as of this morning: UNC: Blissfully loved up, if no longer LSDfully loved up – shouts out to Skully for just getting them all high instead of killing them. Thanks Skulls! – Anyway, Unc is full of love for his community (for a hot second), for his money and for the love of his life Louie. Seems like at this point all he wants is whatever Louie wants, which in my mind, means he’s gonna die – especially if he is based on Daff. Sorry Unc. Leon and Wanda: Sin and Tboz done went off to Africa, yall! Wanda off the rock and so is Leon. Im reminded of Shawn Corey Carter’s magnum opus “Allure” where he talks about the addiction to selling drugs as well as the addiction to taking them. They both were in love with it in different ways and we all saw them taking steps to leave it behind them. Luhlee was a boy in season one that had never seen the ocean and is now trying to minister to the hood about minimum sentencing guidelines and midterm elections. GROWTH. And Ms. Wanda fought off the drugs and became so successful at recovery that she took residence in the Saint home and in his business, before taking a leave of absence to accompany Luhlee to Africa. I wish these two kids the best, although a return to South Central seems likely. Veroniqughhhhhhhhhhhh: okay so she’s pretty smart and seems like the perfect person for the Saint if not too similiar in looks to his mother, which gross, but….she’s in his corner unlike Manboy’s girl Tallahasseniqua or whoever. She’s got a law degree, some shady shit in her background and was ready to go to war with her baby daddy. Also she still has his bun in her oven. Interested to see what long lost person she connected with over the phone, who she thinks will be of help to our, I mean her man. AVI DREXLER: Rest in all the muthafuckin Peace, my guy. I think we knew from ep 9 that Avi wasnt long for this world and he probably did too. From the time he wanted to shoot Franklin in the chest for daring to try to enter his world, I loved Avi. Even when he tried to rob the Saint, I still loved him cuz the Saint did too. Avi was always there for Franklin with some sage financial advice or an uzi, didnt matter. While I hate the way he got played in the end, at least it will bring some heat down on Teddy Reed, who I officially hate now. Teddy Reed: man lissen, I barely know whats going on with this guy when Im watching the show, but I do know he’s a motherfucker. After cutting Franklin off and then shaking Franklin’s hand as he tendered his resignation, he steals all of Franklin’s money! SEVENTY THREE MILL, man fuck it, I cant even type that shit. I wanted to projectile vomit when I heard the amount that he stole. Then because Oso aint wanna do whatever the hell Teddy wanted him to do, he sicced the DEA on Oso, who aint never did nuffin to nobody! That shit pissed me off….Teddy Reed gotta go….to wherever Martin sent Parissa. When we left him, he was in trouble and trying to get the CIA back on his team. Oso: in jail as of this morning. Locked up by a hateful, vengeful DEA agent. Turned in by Teddy Reed’s bitch ass. He was on his way to happily ever after with ol girl who just showed up and her kids. But noooooooooooooo, and Franklin tried to warn him, but Oso wanted no parts of double crossing the not still employed by the government Teddy. And look what happened….threw the last bag of money in his truck and the DEA rolled up. I hate this. HATE THIS. Louie: Gave the Saint the kiss of

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Droppin In 1.5 Homecoming

  Myalogists, I have questions.  The Drop, I have questions. Droppin In, readers,  I HAVE QUESTIONS!!! And listen, as a self-certified Snowfallologist® I am fully prepared for a slow-burn. When Snowfall came out, I watched a couple eps, got turned off by what I thought were three separate storylines two of which I did not care about in the least and gave up.  I fell back in when the Big Guy and I moved in and he had me watching again right before****spoileralertforyoulateassmofos*** Andre died and then I was off to the races.  So again, I get the pacing, and The Drop: A Snowfall Saga is my man and me and Droppin In gonna stick beside him. So we open at some point…and honestly I AM CONFUSION.  Now, I know am a Gen-X’er of a certain age who should be poppin Prevagen like yalls chillins pop pill and potions, so I likely should not be watching teevee with a phone in my hand, but here we are. Did I miss something? Last week, after his triumphant return from the strip club, GHURTie, cuz thats what she is, took SweetBabyAngelMar™ by the hand and said it was time he knew the truth.  This episode opens with….him not learning the truth, him in different clothes, GHURTie and Big Daddy returning from somewhere – Rochelle’s grave perhaps – and the audience even further from the truth. To make an extremely drawn out story short, Lamar knows that his mom perished in a car crash, but didnt know the circumstances – Im not sure how anyone could since the only people there died – his mom and dad got in an altercation, he choked and punched her and she stabbed him. They’d be arguing about him returning to manage her in some capacity, she balked at that, called that man “dickless” and the devil emerged.  He purposely drove his car into incoming traffic, leaving his boys to be reared by their grandparents. Quick Hits Why is Big Daddy named James Sr. and James is James Jr, when his daddy named Maurice? HOW THE FUCK IS WANDA MF BELL RELATED TO THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE? cuz context clues is suggesting that maybe Wanda should be name Mauricia… What else happened after the day she died, Big Daddy? HUH? WASNT THAT ENOUGH?! GHURTie, What exactly is it about SweetBabyAngelMar™ that reminds you of his mom the day she died?  His cocaine use? His excitement about life? Him scaring the fuck outta the room with all the emotion in his voice? “mama g, what does that mean, mama g what does that mean?” – Mar and the rest of us. “Mama G mention me yet?” – Wanda, what does that mean? Wanda what does that mean? GHURTie, why do you hate Wanda? And you seemingly have for a long while.  Based on my eyeballs, Wanda is older than James and Mar, which means if there was any infidelity, I didnt happen on Rochelle’s watch and Rochelle deals with her fondly, so really, whats the fucking problem? The tweaker scene? Come on Chelle…you was gonna be in Sparkle girl! Why is that yearning ass song about desire a song Mama G called “our song” last episode? So all that gunplay was cuz you was missing your mama, is that your excuse? – YES BIG DADDY…DING DING DING…YES. I have a couple more things I’d like to know, but I trust this team, some of the same creatives that were behind the original show. So where yall at with it? We are past the mid point of this season…yall gonna keep Droppin In with me? I surely hope so!          

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Droppin In 1.1 – 1.4

Was it Teddy P shitting on all other soul singers?  Was it the Belly-inspired entrace where I learned the lyrics to However Do You Want It?  Was it Dara Lannister ripping my throat out and kicking me and Wandas teefs in?  I dont know….I just know all them things happened in episode 4 and here I am writing again. Hey y’all! If you know me, you know I love Snowfall. If ya don’t know me, I love Snowfall. So welcome to Droppin In, my running The Drop: A Snowfall Saga recap, where I’m talking characters, music, mess and whatever else makes me holler at the screen. Let’s get to it. With me being so far behind, im just gonna post some collective thoughts and get into a more timely recap next week…hopefully…..who am I kidding, yall could never read me again and we both know it.  I swear to Big Sandals that I saw the premier months ago at NABJ and took about 20 pages of notes.  What had happened was, its a new look around here and it took more time than I thought, so sorry.  Took all them notes and all yall likely gonna get from that event is this: Lamar: I’ve been bamboozled to believe this child and my actual nephew share some physicalities, so my affection – despite some of yalls irritation – for him is really high and I wanted to fuck James up each and everytime he puts his hands on my baby them first couple of eps! His innocence despite the world surrounding him is so endearing to me, and the way he fights to stay true to himself is inspiring if not admittedly maddening at times.  But, give him a minute yall! Leon wasnt always Leon and with his family by his side, there is no telling who he could be. That stripclub scene was soooo funny to me. And I love his lil friend too…strong Jazz vibes.   James: What a big brother to have that Mar is blesed to have.  Plugged in them streets and beloved by his family – that naker has shown and repeatedly proved he be ready to go ten toes down over them. Unfairly tasked with burden of keeping Mar on the church boy route, he has worked hard to leave Jloco behind and take over their grandfather’s business.  Armed with the knowledge of what actually happened to their mother, coupled with their obvious age difference, James treats Mar more like a son than a brother.  He is so resentful of his brother’s rise in the music industry that he refuses to go out with him to celebrate the success of “Back to the Hood.” BOOO JAMES…if you finna go on this ride, stop sulking and get some tits in ya face. Looks like you finna get your wish in the next ep where we finally learn what the fuck happened to their mom, oh and Mar finds out…Mar yeah, thats who needs to know.  I cant see it mattering much…Mar gone and he aint turning back. Artillery: A local Blood rapper, who had earned the hatred of what I am sure is the beginnings of the Rampart division of the LAPD due to his fuck the police messages in his music.  They beat the brakes off that boy so bad, the streets had him dead, cuz Lord knows they left his ass leaking.  Wanda hears that he aint dead and heads to his house with my sweet angel baby Mar to get Artillery to hear his latest beat and he is reincarnated like Hulk Hogan who just got beat over the head with a chair.  Next thing we know he is casually having tea and crumpets with Mar deep in Crip territory, where he arrived in the back of a mail truck.  He is fully down with the team. Lil Lee: Done grewed allll the way up on us and away from Wanda Bell! I almost cried when I saw they werent together and she was crawling thru his windowlike a reglah deglah crackhe—former victim of drug abuse – at the hands of her husband and his bestie, lest he try to get high and mighty and forget. Muthafucka done ran my sugar up bringing up their lost child. BUT, Lee is thee most solid Snowfall character ever. When he looked Dara (I think) in the face and told her he’d kill over Wanda…he shivered that bitches timbers the fuck up, cuz she came back with a diatribe so vicious, I legit and I do mean legit, gagged the whole time, then gasssssssssssped at the result. Sidenote: I was once standing on a corner in Monte Carlo. A gorgeous black woman rolled up in the backseat of a whip that had a driver. She had a huge hat on & some big sunnies. Her window was down halfway. She turned towards me, sneered and rolled her window the rest of the way up. I was confused at how exhilarated & pissed off I was, but I was 👌🏽 with that. Like yessss Biiiiiiish, but fuck you at the same time! This episode Dara ass just sneered & rolled its window up on me – and Im 👌🏽 with that. Anyway, aside from him and Wanda, Lee out here being an OG, running his legal clinic, saving his exwife (are they divorced or just separated?) and pouring some out for the homies. And wasnt he the cutest in his Coogi and Levis? Swoon! WANDA MF BELL: Lee may be Snowfall’s most solid soldier, but Wanda Bell is its strongest.  I am a day one Wanda stan! And yes, I know she sold the game to Manboy for the very wack crack, but the game is to be sold, not told.  Dont hate Wanda, hate her addiction. She been bout her business from day one! Plus everyone else (almost) forgave her and who are us to judge? Our girl done landed in the music industry, first as

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Snowflakes 6.7

Dear Snowfall Writers room, thank you for taking your foot off the pedal this week so that we could all send Unc home in peace without spending the whole episode with clenched cheeks. Cuz didnt we need that after last week? I know I surely did. Now come, Myalogists and pull up a seat tween me and Uncle Clifford Laurent down to the repast where down in the valley all the girls….we dress in all black like the devil himself, Franklin Saint. Louicifer: we pick up shortly after where we left off last week…with the remaining members of Team Save Louie are escorting our beloved Unc’s remains to a funeral home. At the very moment, Louie has to hand his body off, she loses it. Lee sweetly takes her home and offers to stay the night with her or call bunky crackhead ass, but she declines. She wants to be by herself to process….she takes a long look in the mirror at her jagged face and the k branded into her chest….grisly reminders of her last couple of hours. She takes in the photos of her happy day and all the gifts that remain unopened. She accepts a visit from Cissy, during which they ruminate over their shared losses with one noted exception by Louie – while Cissy got shit to still care about, Louie is fresh outta fucks. Plagued by memories of her abuse, Louie takes to the streets to the one person that she feels can understand: Skulliver. Listen, prayers to that man. He just joined forces with the men that killed his girl and their daughter….and is listening to the wife of one of those men, advising her on coping mechanisms. She tries to take his zen advice to heart, but Louie is still too raw, too angry. She fields a call from Teddy Reed, who demands to meet, but Louie on her KingShit….she tells the white man to wait until she gets ready. They eventually meet, she tells him Jerome died and what he wants, Franklin, will have to wait til she buries her husband. We next find her at the funeral, where she shares a minute with Cissy…before being approached by The Saint, who channels his real life chick’s ex with an “what you need from me Auntie?” Louie wants the truth, even tho we all know it. Write ya congressman if ya dont agree, but that man came back out of love for his family…although as he admits he is the devil himself, he says he came back for the promise of catching Teddy Reed. The Saint: our mans was really quiet and pensive this episode. He handles the business of sending unc home, before heading back to Camp Saint to update everyone on the fates of the fam. Cissy questions her brothers whereabouts and The Saints face says it all. They go down to the funeral home so Cissy can say a private goodbye. Our man is getting more and more desperate to find Teddy, so he goes to Leon asking for a loan. Who would have ever thought we would see the day The Saint would need a loan. He needs the money to give to Oso, so he will lead him to Teddy. All of this shit leads us to see our mans in the most vulnerable position possible….he’s having night terrors and panic attacks….and rightfully so. He went from working at Cho’s to watching his uncle be killed in about 4 yrs. Teddy Reed: After getting bitched out bout his living conditions by his girlfriend, Teddy is joined by his wife – his pregnant wife, Julia, She confronts Teddy about putting his family, especially his son. Give Franklin the money back, so all of them can be safe. But Teddy Reed is bout that action so he aint going. Julia says cools….Ill just out your dumb patriotic ass. Good for her that the CIA is already finding Teddy dispensible, him and his niggER, so she may not have to do much. Oso: My people’s champ is continuing to go thru! Rueben shows up at his door, scuse me, his breakfast table making his same fucking threats…where was all that MOUF when Teddy threatened your ass, RUEBEN? Fuck outta here….but it scares Oso and more importantly Xiamarra, who tells Oso, the jig is up and she is planning an escape of her own that does not include him. He goes to meet Franklin and reveals each and everything that is happening to him, CIA, FBI and KGB. How did a poor wrestler find himself in the middle of all of this shit? Franklin says he can buy Oso a day or so, but he needs Teddy NOW. They talk of setting a trap…and from the looks of next week……. Now listen, below Snowballs im gonna talk about a major spoiler for a major character, dont look if you dont want to know. Snowballs: – Sad to see Wanda go from her african braids to her black girl bob.– How much time do we think has passed since the stated start time of 1983? How long since Louie and Unc’s wedding?– LOL at Ximarra locking the door behind Rueben…maam you woke up with him in your house.– WANDA IS LEAVING!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!– Louie’s talk with her friend was heartbreaking…..– We love a black mama and from Cissy braiding lee’s hair a couple seasons ago to her offering Wanda a path forward in life, we love Cissy– The instrumental of “ready or not” as the Saint family walked in was so emo to me. – What war is Lee still prepping for? Kane’s folks? Teddy? Big Deon, who was casket sharp (all puns intended) in his plaid suit…..– Why was Oso and The Saint dressed like the Blues Brothers at the funeral?– Bunky get your dope fiend ass outta here! – So nice to see Uncle Clifford who is known in south central at Laurent, Louie’s cousin who we first see hosting a

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Snowflakes 6.5

Let’s take this ride, Myalogists, as we dry Unc’s one lone gangsta tear…. Wanda: Wanda Bell, you in trouble, Girl. SincereLEE is gone and LuhLee has returned, and that shit hurt like fuck. We pick right back up where we left them last week, LuhLee down but definitely not out. He done Craig’ed the Deebo of the projects and is preparing himself to assume a leadership position amongst the bitter thieves. They come to his door and demand he take over or step aside, cuz everyone got to eat. This leads Lee to hold court in the courtyard and announce his return and assert his dominance. To see Lee go from sitting in awe in our ancestral homeland to two weeks later calling people bitch ass pussies made me tear up harder than Wanda. Our dear sweet Wanda, again, why this naker got her living in the jects, where she will never again know value, love, respect or safety. Why is he doing this to her? She is fighting with all her might to maintain her sanity and he plops her back in a situation where the odds are not in her favor. Im rooting so hard for her…but now Im re-watching and Im wondering why Ms. Wanda Bell aint doing nothing to advocate for herself. She told lee she aint wanna come back, she can tell him she wanna go back. Unc: I want to call him a victim of this drug shit, but at the end of the day, aren’t we all a victim of it? SEE JAYZ’s ALLURE But in the show, he’s been the most reluctant from the start…telling franklin to beat it when he came to the crib with the key, giving louie hell when he found out about the CIA connect, pushing back on the country cousins, not REALLY wanting to kill his baby nephew etc. But money CAN be the root of all evil. Big D comes to see Louie and Jerome to demand that they not do any business with Leon and they laugh in his face and let him know business is business and Leon money spend just like his. After disrepecting Louie, D is invited by Unc to sit for a spell for a drink. They have a conversation that leads Unc to something he’s always known….this life aint for him no more and it never was. Its passing him by. The OGs gotta make way for the young bucks and the way they do things: no honor, no code, no respect. Unc takes to the streets for a glimpse of his old lifestyle and heads to his homey Hollywood’s (shouts out to queen sugar) garage where he can sip something brown, get his hands dirty and engage in what Tony Soprano calls the lowest form of conversation “remember when….” A car circling a time too many makes Hollywood and Unc take notice and Unc heads to the trunk. Hollywood stops him and tells him he gotta make it home tonight and he aint bout dis life no more. Unc, understandably hurt, drops that aforementioned gangsta tear and bids his friend farewell. He hates it. but he gets it. He is a man with a fifth in one hand, a pager in the garbage and no country to call home. THE OTHERS: EL OSO: one of a few people I pray makes it out this whole thing unscathed. After being approached by KGBRueben, he goes to Ximena to tell her the truth about everything, The CIA/DEA/KGB sandwich he is apart of and she tells him she wants no parts of a life on the run. She wants a regular life, but I fear that is out of reach for her. Oso smartly goes to Teddy Reed to tell him how Rueben approached him, a move that likely saved his life. He tells Teddy to move the duji, oops again, wrong show, the cocaine and Teddy tells him he already did. Oso then calls the DEA and tells them to hold off on the raid. Not sure how this one is gonna end, but its getting scurry. DA SAINT: my mans is full monster now huh? Aint no glimpse of that youngling with dollar signs in his eyes. Now all this time I been wondering how Young Oracle (cuz dont v’s mama look just like a young version of the oracle from Matrix) was gonna assist with getting this man’s money back and the plan has come into focus! She’s a scammer! Wigs, Hips and Lips are the order of the day as she and Lady Saint take off to Kansas City to seduce Teddy Reed’s daddy from a retirement home to a secluded cabin where The Saint will meet them as the focus of this nefarious plot comes into view. The Saint calls Teddy and lets him know whats going on and how he wants his money back NOW. Teddy feigns distinterest in his daddy, but his bluff is called. He warns The Saint that killing a CIA agents dad could be bad for his life, how blah blah blah, how woo wap de bam, how blase skippy woo and The Saint is unmoved. He tells him he has one more time to acquiesce to his request and Teddy says the wrong thing for the last time….the last time he will hear his dad’s voice….or better yet his dad’s last breath as that last excuse made The Saint slit Teddy’s dad’s throat, tell the Young Oracle and Lady Saint to beat their feet and he burned the crib down – but not before threatening Teddy’s whole existence. RIP Teddy Daddy Snowballs: – Anyone else think Unc was gonna tear that bar up when he was talking to Deon after sending Louie away?– 3rd time mentioning it, but seeing Unc cry broke my heart. – What the fuck is up with Saint Mama always talking bout not running. You wanna live? You might wanna run, fucking with Teddy Reed you

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YEP. Lets slide on the D….Detroit ya filthy animals. So after skipping the first season as myalogists know i am wont do to, lets start here. Meech: is a one man leadership Team now that Terry is fully part of a transportation company with his dumb ass daddy (more on him later) and HE’S A DADDY! Him and KashDoll done made a cute lil girl!!! YAY! One person who I do not think will be happy about this is Lamar, Kash’s first baby daddy who we were lead to believe was dead at the end of last season. But nope…here he is, nearly dead, but with enough strength to incapacitate an able bodied policeman, slip out a hospital unnoticed whilst leaving a trail of blood, stagger down the road in a hospital gown in the rain, and hey, I guess you cant stop the rain and the rain cant stop his ass either, before running into his cousin, a mortician. Cuzzo rehabs him, and lets him steal a dead man’s shoes before, attempting to end Meech, who was on his way to a set up meet designed by Cop Harris to bring him down. The hospital is a great deal better than prison. Meech’s other storyline deals with his new plug “K9” – a ruthless assed mofo who cut the mouth off of the last plug. This week he wants Meech to bring a rival to him alive…a rival that is fucking his old lady…but that aint the reason. Like most civilized peole K9 dont like loud mouthy people. So he sets Meech out to bring his rival back to him – alive – and meech can get the duji…oops wrong show and time period….the dope. Meech gets the drop on him, and a shoot out follows which leaves the prize lifeless. Meech returns the body to K9 who tells him he needs to learn to follow directions and their businesss has now concluded. Terry: can we talk about him yall? Like this boy does alot of shit to still be in high school. Like really, Charles? You gonna be talking corporate strategy with your son and then tell him to do his home work? Terry is at least 40 yrs old, the jig is up. Terry is all into the car business, innovating new procedures and practices, as well as being all up into the artist formerly known as lala aka TAFKAL. I always hear tales of men talking bout how when they lost their virginity they were 12 and the woman was 27 and I always wanna barf..who are these women and who hurt yall? Thats predatory AF and TAFKAL is a grown married woman with children playing girlfriend to a high school, I hope – senior. On to the show, Terry made a powerful enemy out of a man who runs the airport bidness and gets one of the car company’s car’s tires slashed. Denise, who recently joined the company is down for a little street retribution and her and Terry sugar the tanks like the bad bitches they are and fuck with the brakes on airport boss’s car. They follow him one night and the brakes fail…the car and him, as him and his big brother pull his ass out the car and beat the brakes off of him. Problem solved, right? The Flenory’s: man if charles dont get his bitch ass outta here…done went and fixed someone else’s home while your home looking like the before on an HGTV show, and got the nerve to dance with the whore. Now I know ya old lady done confided in pastor Big Wig and that seemed to be a bridge too far, but like Lucille said, he is a man of God and posed to be their spiritual leader and if opening a credit card in your daughters name and buying a maxi negligee that got all our grannie’s bills paid aint helping, maybe a word from the passa will…spoiler alert: it did not. Charles done threatened Passa Big Wig to stay out his bidness, a request that has been granted for now. Find a new place for them adult mags, nicka! BMick and The Cop: man if bmick dont kill this fool soon. Isnt it great how fucked up we are AS A PEOPLE (my fave phrase ever), just like Andre on Snowfall, we hear how a policeman is bemoaning the deterioration of their community and we be like FUCK DA POLICE…i love us forreal. But seriously….the cop be sneaking up like a god damn whisper in the wind…there to light b’s squares and everything! Like dont you have a home? A wife? A bitch? ANY DAMNED THING? He puts the screws on bmick to have him lure meech to a meet where he will promptly be arrested. The cop watches from afar, waiting for bmick to lead meech to the meet, when bmick jumps out the car like he is making a phone call…not sure what he wanted the outcome of that to be, but its enough time for Lamar to roll up and blast meech….the Flenory family will yet again be praying for one of their own to make it out alive….which spoiler alert, according to many good homies in the A, he does. Whatchall think? Lucille gonna give it up to Pastor Big Wig? Charles gonna keep dancing with Ms. Parker? Is Lala gonna become a sexual predator? Lets all tune in next week and find out!

MySCREENalogy

Snowflakes 5.1& 5.2 Comets and Commitments

Listen, I just KNEW I was gonna wake up to find “franklins buttcheeks” trending on twitter. Yall disappointed me. But them cheeks didnt….. Yall ready for this ride?! Lets go. So, this new chapters dives right in exposing us to the fam’s new money. And thank GAWD the fam is still famming! Jerome and Louie out here buying horses with 10 million sitting in a panamanian bank. Luhlee got all the money he needs, but apparently not enough generosity to just set Wanda up, but enough generosity to be godfather of the hood. Franklin got a Dora Milaje security team, a plane that he flies with regularity, a limo, a nice selection of Levis, a baby mama (barf), a new plug and still retains the drive to want more, and more legitmately. His product is also affecting things far and wide; killing Len Bias and ultimately his high school BFF Rob, who I didnt recognize until the show was bout 45 minutes old. I kept wondering why Saint was so invested in this shaggy assed white boy and then voila! The clouds parted. I felt like these two episodes, Comets and Commitments were a solid open to the season. Not alot happened narratively, aside from murking Rob and the (re?)- introduction of Teddy, with his murdering ass, (bye Chad, Thad or whatever your name was) but them previews for the season got me AMPEEEEEEEEEEEEEED. Especially that shot of Saint in a cage. WTF? So with that being said, lets just jump into some thoughts I jotted down and see if yall agree, mkay? Snowballs: Im very happy that I wont have to see Lucia, according to Gustavo, but one never knows with this show. Come on Ms. Wanda Bell, step on them balls girl! Luhlee beat that boys leg like the Murphy Brothers beat on Rick James’s legs. How Franklin didnt know his boy White Boy Rob was on that shit? Where you been Franklin? Is that dirty cop part of the origin of the Rampart Division of LAPD? AVI! I was wondering where my boy was…out here trying to join the Silver Fox Association, rockin that facial hair. I SEE YOU MY GUY Yall think Alton dead? The language used to describe him suggest otherwise, but Teddy Reed dont leave many live bodies in his wake. Whatchall think? See ya next week – maybe…yall know im a bit of a flake myself!

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